(reposted after slightly editing the issue that got it ripped down off of Conformity-Art, er.. .I mean, Deviant-Art)

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Why engage in thoughtful discussion when dogma can be yours at the touch of a button! The incredible POCKET JESUS is the electronic voice-piece for all your self-twisted religious insecurities. Judgment is His no longer!

Simply install batteries, quickly record up to ten of your very own commandments, and it will seem as if God's only son is backing every one of your petty whims and prejudices!

Alienate friends, coworkers, family members - even whole nations! Never again will you have to sift through convoluted logic again to find your reasons to hate! Great for starting protests, sparking US Supreme Court cases, promising crusades, stopping science, halting education, or appealing to your voting base when the media is not looking. Never again feel the shame of such words coming from your own mouth.

(Deluxe models also sold with features including - echo, glowing eyes, hidden horns, and a burning halo perfect for damaging non-believer flesh, cleaning your own sins, or lighting cigarettes.)

Never before has forcing the hand of God been so easy or so repetitive!