F(!) your materialistic distillation and random movement of a religious holiday. You just put Jesus in drag and whored him out on the streets in the hottest summer days. Shows what respect you have.
NOW WE DO JULY IN X-MAS! No more materialism. Tonight we BLOW MATERIALS UP!
Get your tickets -- raise the heat in the coldest state in the US.
North Star Roller Girls! Your friends don't want to play with you, but your mom wants to play with us