Carnie-farm

Three things I learned that people probably don’t know about vegans:

1. They have a vegan recipe for everything; and I mean everything. Extreme example: is oral sex vegan? Who cares! —because there’s a vegan recipe for cum (google it yourself).

2. The only good vegan is the vegan that lives by good example, and won’t force it on anyone else. Example: if a vegan is not being careful to get proper nutrition, they might find themselves in a hospital, and the world will point to them as an example for why veganism doesn’t work … hypocritically ignoring the thousands and thousands of health issues linked to omnivore diets.

3. The majority of vegans have a sense of perverse irony when it come to animals eating other animals, which, roughly translated means human cannibalism and wild predators eating people is hilarious to vegans.

…anyway — that’s why I drew this. Some will enjoy it more than others.